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Kai, because she told me to (?)
Ask the Oracle for yourself at
[link]Me: Hey, Oracle, how are you today?
The Oracle: Im waiting for interesting questions.
Me: What, that wasn't interesting enough?
The Oracle: Life itself. By the way, this issue was the subject of a talk-show in Absurdistan.
Me: Oookay, anyway, does Oki REALLY love Michael Jackson?
The Oracle: Im having a hard time interpreting you.
Me: Does oki love Michael Jackson?
The Oracle: Not yet, but in a few weeks things are going to change.
Me: Wtf? Is he going to dump me?
The Oracle: Lets do something else. Are you dating someone?
Me: Yes...but you just said he was going to leave me!
The Oracle: Ok.
Me: No, you mean Oki
The Oracle: Precisely.
Me: Yep.
The Oracle: That doesnt look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.
Me: *snarls* Okay, so does Oki like loki, not me?
The Oracle: *Smiles and nods*
Me: Not the talkative type, are you?
The Oracle: Sorry, but Im not available.
Me: So, you're saying that, Oki is going to leave ME for....Loki?
The Oracle: Yes.
Me: Why? Loki is butt ugly, i mean look at her blue hair. Why would he want to do that?
The Oracle: The root cause of this unfortunate series of events is the government. It limits our freedom.
Me: I knew ittt! So what will Orion do when loki leaves him?
The Oracle: Next summer.
Me: He's going to...do what next summer? Oh gawd, I don't want to know D:
The Oracle: Why am I?. I hope revealing this doesnt make you feel bad.
Me: That doesn't make sense, mate....
The Oracle: I cant understand. Were there typos in your question?
Me: Okay, final question, will SSO the Musical be a blockbuster hit or not?
The Oracle: The first, absolutely.
Me: I knew it, thanks lady.
The Oracle: I cant understand. Were there typos in your question?
Me: *sigh*
The Oracle: That doesnt look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.
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1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
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8. You are special and unique.
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SUP DUDE YOU MY PEEP NOW!!!
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There was a little voice inside saying "This is a bad idea" but an even louder voice was screaming, "LET THE 12-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!" Look~ [link]
THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!!
Hey
Lmao, your siggy is awesome xDD
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'Who was it indeed?' Came a voice from the gloom.
And out from a shadow in the furthest room,
Stepped an immense black vulture so evil and bad,
Who Loki instantly knew, went by the name of VLAD!'
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With enough vodka everything is alright!
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There was a little voice inside saying "This is a bad idea" but an even louder voice was screaming, "LET THE 12-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!" Look~ [link]
THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!!
♥~neko-messa
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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.♫
♥Charly
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No woman no cry
Nie ma kobiety, nie ma kraju.
No prob' ^^
You watched me so I is watching you~
....Yea.
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'Who was it indeed?' Came a voice from the gloom.
And out from a shadow in the furthest room,
Stepped an immense black vulture so evil and bad,
Who Loki instantly knew, went by the name of VLAD!'
Much obliged Nerri~
^^
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'Who was it indeed?' Came a voice from the gloom.
And out from a shadow in the furthest room,
Stepped an immense black vulture so evil and bad,
Who Loki instantly knew, went by the name of VLAD!'
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YOUUUU ARE THE MUSIC IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no.
In your dA
Watching your artz
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"Character is what you are in the dark"
the girl there in my artwork Thai star is pretty right?
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~To see art, to make art, and to be an artwork as well~
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Even I can understand it that doesn´t mean I´m gonna accept it.
Clubs:
*Emoticiety->[link]
~MTNougamiNeuro-Club->[link]
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V: This is madness!
Kai: No V... this is MOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The girls, they both cared
They were in danger
From this menacing stranger,
Of a bird
Would their cries be heard?
Would they escape?
Would they be late?
For that day they'd be wed
By the new vicar, Mayor Ned
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V: This is madness!
Kai: No V... this is MOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
As fast as the could,
Out from the room, ran the group,
But Loki took care to to scoop
Jojo too violently,
But he just lay there silently.
'Where are we going to go, Kai?' Loki looked back,
But Vlad swooped down, poised to attack.
The girls squealed at the sight,
And ran with all their might,
Away from that evil excuse of a bird,
Whose rasping crys could be heard,
All the way in Whoville, where Mayor Ned sat
At his desk, next to a mug on a placemat. (?)
and reply here plz |3
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V: This is madness!
Kai: No V... this is MOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oki scowled straight this bad Vlad,
'Why'd you take Oki, he's done nothing to you!'
yes my child, but I needed him to,
Draw in my true stalkie!'
A gasp came from Loki,
'Who is it you want?'
'Give me Jojo, up front'
Jojo gave his usual 'wtf?' look,
And as Vlad grinned he was hit with a book
Loki and Kai had been to the bookshop,
'Quick run now! And don't you dare stop!'
The girls grabbed Oki and Jojo
Running as fast as they could go
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V: This is madness!
Kai: No V... this is MOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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